I was on the prowl for new music and came across a string of hideous music with some great album covers. I’ve listed them below…enjoy looking and I’m sorry if you listen. Now if this is your type of music, congratulations..your ears are stronger that most people’s and that is something to be proud of. Personally, I would rather listen to someone chew gum loudly.
Band name says: I am a sexy women’s clothing item on sale now at Macy’s.
Music sounds like: Vocals..someone sings, occasionally. He can sing about 6 notes. I hear he’s working on a 7th though, so he has THAT going for him..
Band name says: Mistakes are made by the book.
Music sounds like: While you can understand THESE vocals, it’s just screams. No talent. On a few songs, it sounds like the singer is actually breathing IN and screaming. Inward singing? Only if it’s Tenacious D..
Band name says: I play D&D, but only when I am not playing Warcraft.
Music sounds like: Lead singer sounds like a 12 year old who’s voice in changing while the backup vocals are basically someone farting through a microphone.
Band name says: We’re SO country. (They’re SO not..)
Music sounds like: Really loud guitars and drums matter more than being able to understand vocals.
Band name says: My spacebar is broken on my computer’s keyboard.
Music sounds like: Lead singer drank a can of coke and sang while burping.
Band name says: This will be the last rave you will ever attend.
Music sounds like: Lead singer was repeatedly shocked in the balls while singing.
Band name says: I am an angsty 13 year old.
Music sounds like: The guitarists and singer are competing for who can be the loudest. Also has the burpy Coke voice on occasion.