I found this while looking for a specific UPS location’s phone number. I thought it was pretty funny so I saved a screenshot and wanted to share:

I wonder if there is an Express or Global Freight service with “Hoodz of the Triad”..

What happens if you don’t get your package?

You: “Uh, yeah, I didn’t get my package that was supposed to be here yesterday.”

Them: (Gunfire) “Want us to bust a cap?”