“Ribs. I had ribs for dinner..that’s why I’m doing this..”

So I cracked my ribs.  I was putting up some racking at work and was standing on a beam about five feet in the air when it broke loose and shot out from under my feet.  I fell forward and landed chest first on another beam.  This is what it looked like.

Okay, it was like that, except I wasn’t outside, it wasn’t that high, I wasn’t on a playground, it wasn’t a chain link fence that I landed on, I wasn’t wearing parachute pants, and it was more of a rib fall than a hip fall.  As a matter of fact, other than the falling part, nothing else was similar in that video.  It just looks painful.

I am going back to the couch.