So I cracked my ribs. I was putting up some racking at work and was standing on a beam about five feet in the air when it broke loose and shot out from under my feet. I fell forward and landed chest first on another beam. This is what it looked like.
Okay, it was like that, except I wasn’t outside, it wasn’t that high, I wasn’t on a playground, it wasn’t a chain link fence that I landed on, I wasn’t wearing parachute pants, and it was more of a rib fall than a hip fall. As a matter of fact, other than the falling part, nothing else was similar in that video. It just looks painful.
I am going back to the couch.