I feel sorry for women everywhere after looking at some of the profiles I saw. It was page after page of guy showing off his new bike/car, partying like crazy, giving a tough guy pose, flexing in front of the bathroom mirror, or bragging about how much money they have and how they want to find a woman to “take care of like a man.” There is no amount of therapy that will ever burn this experience out of my head. Here we go:
Not the half naked guys in the mirrors..these guys want to flash everything they find valuable to them, whoring out material possessions in an attempt to buy the attention of a female.
The name says it all. These guys have a habit of putting the CREEPIEST pictures into their profiles and are usually the ones known to email you 50 times in a 2 hour period. They usually have some sort of fetish, so if you look like a teen, are exotic looking, or have tattoos, watch out. Buy your own drinks, these guys usually come with a pocket full of roofies.
These guys are the second creepiest batch of guys on dating sites. They feel so insecure about their appearance that they truly believe the way to make people notice them on a personal level is to show off whatever physical trait has gotten them compliments in the past.
Bouncers get their name from the “gangsta” like poses they make, more often than not, bouncing up and down while someone tries to take a good pic of them that “makes them look hard.” Look forward to nights of drinking cheap gin and mornings of getting slapped around if you date these guys.
“I can have a good time, I swear!”, is what these guys appear to be saying in their profile. Drinking, darts, some Buck Hunter..it’s all good, as long as there is a copious amount of alcohol present. Enjoy cleaning projectile vomit off of your car’s windshield and air vents.
Just like with the women profiles, these types exist within male profiles as well. Ick. These guys will wait 3 hours to kill a deer, but if they send you an email and you don’t respond within 2 hours, they’ll go apeshit and try to belittle you like crazy.
There you have it. Women and men both have profile pictures that we wish we could forget (I personally wish I could forget jean short guy). Just these posts in mind as you’re surfing around the dating world.