Song lyrics that are quite creepy..

I like lyrics.  I think about what the artist is trying to say and it can really make a difference as to whether or not I like a song.  There are a few songs out today that I think are TRYING to say a different message, but come off as really creepy.  Here they are (pardon the grammar..they are pasted from a lyrics site):

Akon I wanna love you
Two parts of this song stand out as creepy.  The first is Akon’s part and the second is by Snoop Dogg himself.

AKON
See you lookin’ at me now what its gon’ be.  Just another tease far as I can see
Tryna get you up out this club if it means spendin’ a couple dubs. Throwin’ bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cause I’m far from a scrub, and you know my pedigree, ex-deala use to move amphetamines.  Girl I spend money like it don’t mean nothing and besides I got a thing for you.

Soooo you’re a drug dealer who wants to basically buy some ass?  That’s awesome.  Go with that.  Girls get your bear mace ready.  Aim and fire in 3..2…1…

Snoop
Mobbin’ through the club and I’m low pressin’. I’m sittin’ in the back in the smoker’section (just smokin’).  Birds eye, I got a clear view..you can’t see me, but I can see you (baby I see you)

WTF?  Is he stalking this woman?  He’s just hiding in the shadows watching her?  He’s that creepo in the corner at strip clubs with the weird smile and even weirder stain on his jeans.

Jason Derulo- In my head
Just leave with me now. Say the word and well go. We can go.  I’ll be your teacher. I’ll show you the ropes.  You’ll see a side of love you’ve never known.  I can see it going down, going down.  In my head, I see you all over me.  In my head, you fulfill my fantasy. You’ll be screaming no.

You may know by now that Jason Derulo doesn’t always pick the best lyrics and this is a prime example.  He comes off sounding like an old guy that wants to play “hot for teacher” but it’s all in his head.  He’s got the whole thing planned out in his head.  DANGER!!    He’s probably got a shovel and a briefcase of roofies in his trunk.  Watch the hell out.

Mike Posner-Cooler than me
You got designer shades, just to hide your face and you wear them around like, you’re cooler than me.  And you never say hey, or remember my name.  It’s probably cause, you think you’re cooler than me. You got your high brow shoes on your feet,
and you wear them around, like they ain’t shit.  But you don’t know, the way that you look, when your steps make that much noise.

So Mike Posner (who the hell is this whiny baby anyway??) thinks some woman is attractive and follows her around waiting for her to acknowledge him.  Mike Posner sounds like the annoying guy women avoid like the plague at clubs.  No, she doesn’t want to say hi..she wants to kick you in the balls and get a restraining order.

B.O.B-Nothing on You
I know you feel where I’m coming from regardless of the things in my past that I’ve done.  Most of it really was for the hell of the fun-on the carousel so around I spun (spun), with no directions just tryna get some (some).  Tryna chase skirts, living in the summer sun (sun).  This is how I lost more than I had ever won and honestly I ended up with none.

B.O.B here seems to think it’s okay to chase other women as long as it’s just for fun.  He “ended up with none” because the other women watched him chase 20 other “skirts” before he got to them.  I imagine B.O.B crying nightly in his motel room over a sticky picture of his ex..

Enrique Iglesias-I like it
Girl please excuse me if I’m coming too strong, but tonight is the night we can really let go, my girlfriend is out of town and I’m all alone. Your boyfriend is on vacation and he doesn’t have to know.

This is an Armageddon sized meteor of drama waiting to happen.  First, he is flat out saying he is in a relationship.  Secondly, he is saying he knows your boyfriend is out of town.  What the hell??  Is he stalking you?  This is from the same guy who once sang, “Let me be your Hero baby..”  He sounds more like a villain… a villain with crabs.

H Wood-Could it be you (punk rock chick)
I like a punk rock chick with hair just like Rihanna.  Like a go-go girl who dance like Lady Gaga.  They the girls that start the party.  (Hey!) So Baby could it be you could it be you, be you, be you.  I like them girls, girls who don’t care.  Sweat pants or stilettos it don’t matter what she wear.

This guy obviously has no idea what a punk rock chick looks like.  They don’t wear go-go outfits, dance like Lady Ga-Ga, or have hair like Rhianna.  They don’t wear sweat pants either.  Punk rock chicks wear jeans, leather, are more about moshing or slam dancing,  and have big black boots that are for kicking the ass of guys like you.

David Guetta ft Akon-Sexy Bitch
She’s nothing like a girl you’ve ever seen before!  Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore! I’m tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful!  The way, that booty movin’ – I can’t take no more.  Have to stop what I’m doin’, so I can pull up her close I’m tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful!

You’re quite the crooner Akon.  Way to go on your goal of not being disrespectful.  I am sure women just swoon when you say they are better than the neighborhood whore, or when you try to grind on her ass because her “booty movin'” is making you lose control.  Your mom would be proud.

Colby O’Donnis-I wanna Touch You
You don’t ever holla ’cause you do straight loyal.  Make my temperature boil till it burns, burns, burns, burns.  I wanna touch you
but I’m trying keep control of my hands.  I wanna touch you but you’re probably making love to your man.  I wanna touch you
but I got to make myself understand..

Oof.  This is the guy that KNOWS you’re happy with your boyfriend but keeps begging for you to play a game of “just the tip” with him.  Careful, he’s probably hiding in your closet while you romp with your boyfriend.

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