More Life in MN

More police blotter stories with my comments below each one:

Police received a report that a 22-year-old man was missing. A search involving a helicopter and a canine unit ensued. The man was located in a home on Red Oak Lane. He had entered the house thinking it was his friend’s home and had fallen asleep on the couch, police said. -Cocaine..it’s a hell of a drug..

The door was found open at Hot Sams Antiques, 22820 Pillsbury Av. Nothing was reported missing. -With a name like “Hot Sam’s Antiques”, are you surprised nothing was stolen?

A Prior Lake woman reported the possible theft of her computer modem in the 3400 block of SW. Willow Beach Trail. The computer was found to just be running slowly. -Seriously?  Tip: reduce the size of your porn collection.

A customer at Subway, 166 N. Concord Exchange, became upset that the restaurant was out of apples and kicked the front door while leaving, breaking the door. -Psst..here’s a secret:  Grocery stores and many gas station have apples too.  Don’t tell anyone though, don’t want Subway to be out of business once the word gets out.

All four hubcaps were stolen off a vehicle parked in the 500 block of 9th Avenue S. -Hubcaps..because sometimes one just isn’t enough.

A thief broke into an empty home on the 600 block of Levander Way. Items stolen included a Dewalt impact screwdriver, Dewalt cordless drills, a nail gun and the keys to the car sitting in the garage. The car was still parked in the garage undamaged when police arrived. -Signs you’re “doing it wrong”:  You left the car you had the keys to steal.

A woman in the 4000 block of Geneva Avenue reported receiving vague threats from someone on Facebook. She was advised to block that person from her Facebook page.-You called the police for THIS?  Why not just message them on Facebook?

The theft of items valued at less than $500 was reported at the Dollar Tree, W. 7350 153rd St. -Well duh, it’s the Dollar Tree..you’d have to steal quite a bit of stuff to get over $500.

A 26-year-old St. Paul man was arrested for possessing a forged Sam’s Club card in West St. Paul. -Are savings that important to you?  You must have REALLY needed that 100pk of toilet paper for $10.

 


Aaaahh Minnesota, I love your never ending source of entertainment.

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