Real meanings of songs part 3

This time around we’re still dealing with some ridiculous song lyrics from the R&B world, but I’ve added a twist for the final song…something different.  The lyrics are in plain type and the translation is the line below it, in bold.  Read on:

Usher-Yeah

Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yes.

I’m in the club with my homies, tryna get a lil V-I, keep it down on the low key, cause you know how it feels.
I am in the club looking for Vagina..or Viagra.  I don’t want to look desperate, but I am.
I said shorty she was checkin up on me, from the game she was spittin my ear you’d think that she knew me.
This short woman was looking at me and then spit in my ear and that made you think she knew me.
So we decided to chill
I liked that, so we sat down.

Conversation got heavy, she had me feelin like she’s ready to blow!
We got to talking and she was aroused by my words.
(Watch Out!, Watch Out!)
(Look Out! because Usher’s going to sing again!)
She saying come get me, come get me,
She ran away to the dance floor and motioned that I go see her there.
So I got up and followed her to the floor, she said baby lets go,
So I got up and went out there.
When I told her I said
I told her this:

Yeah (yeah) Shorty got down to come and get me
Short woman had courage to come and talk with me
Yeah (yeah) I got so caught up I forgot she told me
I was so excited by her courage that I forgot what she’d said to me
Yeah (yeah) Cause if my girl new it’d be best to hold me
If my real girlfriend knew this chick was squirming all over me she’d be upset.
Yeah (yeah) Next thing I knew she was all up on me screaming:
Next thing I knew this chick was all over me screaming like a psycho.

Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yes (repeated)
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yes (repeated)

Shes all up in my head now, got me thinking that it might good idea to take her with me,
She managed to get me aroused, despite her screaming.  I am thinking I’ll take her home.
Cause she’s ready to leave.
Because she’s drunk.
Now I gotta keep it real now, cause on a one-to-ten she’s a certified twenty, and that just aint me.
I have to keep my cool because she’s way hotter than I am.

Cause I do know if I take that chance just where is it gonna lead,
If I leave, I know I’ll get some.
But what I do know is the way she dance makes shorty alright with me.
But I am thinking that just because of the way she dances (and because she’s drunk).
The way she getting low!
She squats while dancing!
I’m like yeah, just work that out for me.
I think that’s cool.  Keep doing it.
She asked for one more dance and I’m
Ugh, she still wants to dance?
Like yeah, how the hell am I supposed to leave?
I want to get you home, but I’ll watch you dance more I guess.
And I said
And I told her:

Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yes (repeated)
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yes (repeated)

Watch out!
Watch out.
My outfit’s ridiculous, In the club lookin’ so conspicuous.
I have a really ridiculous ghetto outfit on.  I look stupid.
And Rowl! These women all on the prowl, if you hold the head steady I’m a milk the cow.
I’ll blabber! These women are all aroused and I’d like to milk that big one if she’ll hold still.
Forget about the game I’m a spit the truth, I won’t stop till I get em in they birthday suits.
I will tell you truthfully, I want to get them naked.
So gimmie the rhythm and it’ll be off with they clothes, then bend over to the front and touch your toes.
So hopefully bass sounds will shake their clothes off and they’ll bend over to pick them up.
I left the jag and I took the Rolls, if they aint cutting then I put em on foot patrol.
I left my Jaguar there and took my other vehicle and if they don’t want to come, I make them walk.
How you like me now, when my pinky’s valued over three hundred thousand,
How do you like the fact that my pinky is expensive?
Lets drank you the one to please, Ludacris fill cups like double d’s.
Let’s drink out of large breast-shaped cups that I will try my hardest to keep full.
Me and Ush once more and we leave em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed to say
Usher and I again made a great song and we’d like to add that we like freaky women that are reserved in public.

Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yes (repeated)
Yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeah yeah, Yeaah
Yes (repeated)

[Ludacris (Bridge):]
Take that and rewind it back, Lil’ Jon got the rhythm make ya booty go (clap)
Listen and then play it again, Lil’ Jon has the rhythm to make your butt cheeks slap together.
Take that and rewind it back, Ursher got the voice make ya booty go (clap)
Listen and then play it again, Lil’ Jon has the rhythm to make your butt cheeks slap together.
Take that and rewind it back, Ludacris got the flow make ya booty go (clap)
Listen and then play it again, Lil’ Jon has the rhythm to make your butt cheeks slap together.
Take that and rewind it back, Lil’ Jon got the rhythm make ya booty go (clap)
Listen and then play it again, Lil’ Jon has the rhythm to make your butt cheeks slap together.

 

 

Enrique Iglesias- Tonight

I know you want me
I know you want me
I made it obvious that I want you too
I hope I’ve bought you enough drinks to make you want me as well.
So put it on me
So rub against me
Let’s remove the space between me and you
Let’s sit closer to each other.
Now rock your body
Now rock like you’re having a seizure.
Damn I like the way that you move
I really like that.
So give it to me
So give yourself to me.
Cause I already know what you wanna do
Because you should know I find you attractive.

Here’s the situation
So here’s the thing
Been to every nation
I have literally been to every nation in the world.
Nobody’s ever made me feel the way that you do
And despite having slept with over a million women, no one compared to you.
You know my motivation
I want sex (disregard my STDs)
Give in my reputation
People know I am a whore
Please excuse I don’t mean to be rude
I’ll stop talking if you like.

But tonight I’m loving you
I want a one night stand.
Oh you know
Duh
That tonight I’m loving you
I want a one night stand.
Oh you know
Duh
That tonight I’m loving you
I want a one night stand.

You’re so damn pretty
I’m just drunk enough to tell you you’re pretty.
If I had a type than baby it’d be you
If I wasn’t such a whore I’d probably just go for every girl that looked like you.
I know your ready
You seem drunk too.
If I never lied, than baby you’d be the truth
I lie often, so you shouldn’t believe a word that comes out of my mouth.

Here’s the situation
So here’s the thing
Been to every nation
I have literally been to every nation in the world.
Nobody’s ever made me feel the way that you do
And despite having slept with over a million women, no one compared to you.
You know my motivation
I want sex (disregard my STDs)
Give in my reputation
People know I am a whore
Please excuse I don’t mean to be rude
I’ll stop talking if you like.

But tonight I’m loving you
I want a one night stand.
Oh you know
Duh
That tonight I’m loving you
I want a one night stand.
Oh you know
Duh
That tonight I’m loving you
I want a one night stand.

LUDA..
I’ve abbreviated my own name!
Tonight I’m gonna do
I’m thinking nasty thoughts
Everything that I want with you
About what I’d like to do to you
Everything that you need
Wondering what you really need
Everything that you want I want it honey
And how I can tell you that I’ll give it to you
I wanna stunt with you
We’ll probably be arrested
From the window
For having sex out of a window
To the wall
And slamming into the wall
Gonna give u, my all
Best 4 seconds of your life
Winter n summertime
Two seasons apart
When I get you on the springs
When we get to the bed
Imma make you fall
I’ll push you off.
You got that body
You’re attractive
That make me wanna get on the boat
So attractive I think of fishing.
Just to see you dance
You dance well too
And I love the way you shake that ass
Your ass is a bit large though.
Turn around and let me see them pants
Turn around so I can double check.
You stuck with me
I’m going to stalk you.
I’m stuck with you
I am obsessed.
Lets find something to do
Let’s play checkers.
(Please) excuse me
Sorry, I farted.
I dont mean to be rude
Get used to it, I fart often.

But tonight I’m loving you
I want a one night stand.
Oh you know
Duh
That tonight I’m loving you
I want a one night stand.
Oh you know
Duh
That tonight I’m loving you
I want a one night stand.

 

 

Taylor Swift-Love Story

We were both young when I first saw you
I imagined you when I was young
I close my eyes
I do a long blink
And the flashback starts
And have a dream sequence
I’m standing there
I am standing in my flashback.  There.
On a balcony in summer air
Oh, on a balcony with summer air breezing by.

See the lights
No..a rave?  Am I on Cops?  So many lights..
See the party, the ball gowns
Oh, no it’s a fancy party.  I was confused.
I see you make your way through the crowd
I see you across the room and walk your way
And say hello, little did I know
I say “Hello, little did I know”  Which confuses you.

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
You said your name was Romeo as you threw rocks at me.
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
Which upset my dad and he told you to stay away from me.
And I was crying on the staircase
I was crying.  The rocks hurt.
Begging you please don’t go, and I said
But I wanted you to stay, so I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
Romeo take me somewhere else but not back to that rave party.
I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is run
How about I meet you there and you can run all the way there
You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess
We’ll dress up like royalty.
It’s a love story baby just say yes
And role play, just say you want to participate.

So I sneak out to the garden to see you
So we go out to the garden
We keep quiet ’cause we’re dead if they knew
Which would piss my parents off if they knew we were walking on these veggies.
So close your eyes
Close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while
We’ll imagine we’re not in the garden.

‘Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
You can be Romeo and I am the woman from another book about adultery.
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
My dad’s up and he’s upset we’re in the garden.
But you were everything to me
But I like you
I was begging you please don’t go and I said
So please don’t go.  I’ll say to you:

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
Romeo take me somewhere else.  Maybe finally back to that party?
I’ll be waiting all there’s left to do is run
I’ll drive over there and you can run when you escape my dad.
You’ll be the prince and I’ll be the princess
We’ll dress up like royalty.
It’s a love story baby just say yes
Kind of like a Disney movie without the evil witch.

Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel
Romeo, my parents say you’re a bad influence.
This love is difficult, but it’s real
They say I can’t love someone I see in my dreams.
Don’t be afraid, we’ll make it out of this mess
Don’t worry, the meds won’t make you go away.
It’s a love story baby just say yes
It’s like that Disney movie, but in a dream..or maybe reality.

I got tired of waiting
I’m so messed up right now and it’s making me impatient.
Wondering if you were ever coming around
I didn’t see you in my dreams.
My faith in you is fading
I’ve somehow made loving you into a religion that is on the decline.
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said
I walked out of town to see you.

Romeo save me I’ve been feeling so alone
Romeo, I haven’t seen you for a bit.
I keep waiting for you but you never come
I keep waiting for you and you don’t appear anymore.
Is this in my head? I don’t know what to think
Is this in my head?  Are the meds working?
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
He got down on his knee like that guy from Lord of the Rings.

And said, marry me Juliet
You still asked me to marry you
You’ll never have to be alone
Because we can be crazy together.
I love you and that’s all I really know
You are real and you DO love me.
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
We have matrimonial straight jackets picked out for us.  You can pick which one you want.
It’s a love story baby just say yes
It’s like a Disney movie, but with anti-psychotic drugs.

Oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh oh
‘Cause we were both young when I first saw you
Cause I imagined you when I was young.

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