As I was driving to drop Olivia off with her mom, I saw a jet and reminded her it would only be 12 days until she was on a jet for the first time.
Here is what happened next:
Me: Your stomach will drop a bit during takeoff.
Olivia: Kind of like going over a bump on the road?
Me: Exactly. It’s like-
Olivia (interrupting): Does it make your butt hurt?
Me: No.. what?
Olivia: Sometimes when you go over a bump in the road you feel like floating then your butt hurts like on a roller coaster.
Me: (blank stare)
Olivia: I love that. Just not the butt hurt part.